1. Mornings start with a bang.
2. Crying starts at breakfast.
3. "Go downstairs and play," is said at least 5 times before lunch occurs.
4. Items, such as brown sugar, salt, flour, canned goods, are found lying all over the basement because it's fun to do.
5. They know when they see you coming they were naughty and say "uh oh" with a completely innocent face and begin to pick up whatever they took out.
6. Pajamas are a cool thing to haul around in the back of a toy dump truck. I guess it's also great fun to empty out laundry out of drawers. And again they say "uh oh".
7. Taking clothes off during nap time is a great activity. Lets surprise mom and sleep naked!
8. Picking up poo times 2 is not fun to do after nap time.
9. Taking dirty sheets off cribs after nap time is also not fun.
10. An occasional bath after nap time, if it's really gross, is even more not fun.
11. Make sure to take care of all folded laundry before letting the twins go downstairs to play. It's not worth it to leave it out, even if I'm not done with it.
12. Inhalers and neb treatment machines are more fun than toys to play with. NEVER leave them out (I think I tell Ross that all the time)
13. Shut all doors of every room. Bummer that they are starting to open doors.
14. Toilet lids must remain closed.
15. Check on the twins frequently, I never know when they will empty the next container of tilex on the floor.
16. Toothpaste is also a great toy, said no one ever.
17. Desitin is sticky stuff. Good for the bum but not really anything else.
18. Haircuts suck.
19. Supper time is much easier when daddy is home.
20. Older siblings are a blessing.
21. Be extra cute to make up for naughtiness.
22. Bedtime is the BEST!
